Urgent request: Wish List statement

Afternoon Mr. Clause,

Please find in this email, a compilation of expectations & requirements for the upcoming event a.k.a. Project 'Xmas', FYA.

Expectations:

1. Attire for all North Pole Inc. staff has to be red. A similarly colored cap / hat is required, as well as the obligatory white fur lining on the attires that signify snow.
2. Please be punctual for event, which will commence at the sight of the North Star on the midnight of 24th December 2006. Your Reindeer spaceships will be ready for you 2 hours prior to the event.
3. As per Regulation 6.7 of the Humananitarian Act of 2001, you and your team will not be required to climb in from the chimneys. A duplicated set of Master Keys will be passed on to you by Mr. He-Man of the Universe company, to be used for access to all residential abodes.
4. As this is a global initiative and for security reasons, you and your team will not be allowed to reveal your identities, in case of competitor sabotage. A list of competitor's houses will be passed to you, so that they will not be approached, e.g. Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, etc.
5. We would like to achieve minimal harrasment charges or complaints from the public regarding theft, undelivered presents, and unsatisfactory gifts reported compared to last year. Our target for 2006: 5 billion.
6. Target penetration of the global market still stand at 50 billion pax worldwide.

Requirements (based on survey from 100bil individuals):

• Most popular wish - World Peace
• Most popular toy (male category) - PS3
• Most popular toy (female category) - Wentworth Miller of Prison Break

Hope to see you at the brainstorming meeting tomorrow for Next Year's Chinese Lunar New Year Campaign with Mr. Choy San Yeh.

If you have any queries, we can sort it out then.

Cheers.

God.

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Merry Xmas everyone.