Tis the season

Deck the halls with bottles of whiskey
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be drunky
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Make friends with a tranny called Carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the yummy food before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Screw the diet, be a walrus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Eat till your weight can't be measured
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Have a smoke too for that matter
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

My oh my how fast time passes
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Still the same old fat big asses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Come my friends, let's wish each other
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Merry Xmas, my brothers & sisters
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!!