Thursday, December 28, 2006

M.I.L.F (s)

Through my daily consultation with the 'Goss'pel celebrity tabloid blogs on the Holy Trinity (www), I've stumbled upon a thought about compiling my own 'List of the year' for 2006.

One interesting list, for sure, would be the MILF category for our fellow Hollywood Goddesses.
For me, the one most important attribute to being a MILF is definitely the F factor of it all..

So here's my personal opinion:

Pikachew's Top 10 MILF of the Year 2006

10. Heather Locklear
MILF Factor: Was once married to Richie Sambora (Bon Jovi-ian) a rocker. A rocker's wife is the ultimate hotness!








9. Faith Hill
MILF Factor: With that raspy country voice and looking like an adult version of a barbie doll, she's the Country Music momma of the century!







8. Jennifer Garner
MILF Factor: Married to an equally hot Ben Affleck, her sweet face + fantastic physic is nothing short of Alias greatness & Daredevil beauty.









7. Gwen Stefani
MILF Factor: New mom on the block, with probably the fastest weight loss of all the new celebrity moms yet! She's like the rocker chick mom you don't mind bringing to rock concerts and then having wild kinky groupie sex with afterwards!







6. Denise Richards
MILF Factor: 2 words - Wild Thing. Good on her for divorcing Charlie Sheen. She's seriously too hot for him!







5. Liz Hurley
MILF Factor: She's like, probably the most glamourous woman alive today that can rival the women of glamour hey-days like Audrey Hepburn & Liz Taylor. Even her cleavage is massive first-class! She's the kind of sophisticated mom that you'd wanna play dirty with, just to hear that haughty moan..







4. Brooke Burke
MILF Factor: Don't know much about what she do other than being the host of RockStar. But she definitely has one helluva body!! With a sexy face like that and piping hot curves, she's the kind of mom even older men dream of screwing!







3. Kate Beckinsale
MILF Factor: I'm not really a fan of her movies, but you gotta admit, for a woman with an adolescent daughter, she is dammmnnn sexy! I mean, check out those legs that are never ending and those round round tits!





2. Heidi Klum
MILF Factor: I've been her fan ever since her modelling days... She looks gorgeous with child, without child & even during pregnancy. Her hotness can withstand even after 3 children and that my friends, is respect! After all those fugly babies with Seal, her body & beauty can still maintain that fuckability. Damn respect...











And the winner is....


1. Angelina Jolie
MILF Factor: With her Rainbow Family concept, she's really doin' it with style & sexiness! With Brad Pitt by her side, she's the epitome of the perfect MILF of our world today. And I really need not emphasize more on her BJ lips, flawless skin, bedroom eyes, and so-wrong-yet-so-right body. And since she's the winner, I shall indulge you all with more of her pics..













Fin.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

I miss my long hair...

At least I don't look so fat...






*siiiggghhhh*....

Kill me.