I Heart-neck Josh

This is the latest pic of Josh Hartnett on the set of his new movie, August, recently.

The tattoo he sports on his neck is most probably set prop, but it suits him well.


Hold on.

I meant to say...

Fuck yea, baby you are ssooo HHHOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!

*wipes off drool & other liquid substances*

I love you Josh.

Please don't fuck Lindsay Lohan.

Reali-toons (Part 1)

Since there's word of a possible Alvin And The Chipmunks movie in 2008, I'm gonna take this opportunity (of my high from flu medication state) to bring you a little tribute to the lovable chipmunks of the 80's...

NOW....

If Hollywood producers would be smart enough NOT to screw this famous cartoon up by expelling the idea of human-costumed chipmunks or badly executed CGIs, it would be great.


BUT....

IF let's say, they wanna make, i dunno, a reality version of the chipmunks whereby Alvin, Simon & Theodore are actually HUMAN equivalent of the chipmunks, I would know the perfect cast ensemble!

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Malaysian Edition

Starring:

Theopilit as Alvin


Sazman as Simon


TheMastefulSurprise as Theodore


Not to mention also, that I can throw Mawi into the production, to give it a local flavor for the Asian viewers!


Guest starring: Nigel as Mawi as Himself.

The movie can otherwise be named Mawi & the Cheapmonkeys.

AND....


The producers can add another ironic twist into the new Chipmunk movie...


The Chipettes (female versions of Alvin & gang), can be aptly named CiPets and the actresses would all be Chinese girls!


Starring:


Pikachew as Brittany


LinYuetty as Jeanette



VonFlowerRulez as Eleanor

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Now, wouldn't *that* be a good movie to watch, aye?

;P

No Aphrodisiac

A letter to you on a cassette
'Cause we don't write anymore
Gotta make it up quickly
There's people asleep on the second floor

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
Truth, beauty and a picture of you

(Emo Violin)

You'll be walking your dog in a few hours
I'll be asleep in my brother's house
You're a thousand miles away
With food between your teeth
Come up for summer
I've got a place near the beach
There's room for your dog.....

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
Truth, beauty and a picture of you

(Emo Violin)

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
Truth, beauty and a picture of you

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
Youth, truth, beauty, fame, boredom and a bottle of pills

(Emo Guitar)

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
You shouldn't leave me alone

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
Bare feet like a tom-boy and a crooked smile

Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence, Saturday
And a picture of you

A letter to you on a cassette...

You shouldn't leave me alone...

Forty, shaved, sexy, wants to do it all day
With a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renée

Tired teacher twenty-eight seeks regular meetings
For masculine, muscular, nappy-clad brutal breeding
While his wife rough-wrestles with a puppy all aquiveron a wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic hall of mirrors...
And a dash of loneliness...

There's no aphrodisiac quite like it
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence, impunity
And a picture of you

I got a video set-up
Me love you short time
She pay me suck his finger with some fine wine
And a dash of loneliness

Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence, awkwardness, impunity

And a picture of you................

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This song is THE most emo song ever.
My praise to The Whitlams for their ingenious lyrics (bold font).
All time favourite.

M.I.L.F (s)

Through my daily consultation with the 'Goss'pel celebrity tabloid blogs on the Holy Trinity (www), I've stumbled upon a thought about compiling my own 'List of the year' for 2006.

One interesting list, for sure, would be the MILF category for our fellow Hollywood Goddesses.
For me, the one most important attribute to being a MILF is definitely the F factor of it all..

So here's my personal opinion:

Pikachew's Top 10 MILF of the Year 2006

10. Heather Locklear
MILF Factor: Was once married to Richie Sambora (Bon Jovi-ian) a rocker. A rocker's wife is the ultimate hotness!








9. Faith Hill
MILF Factor: With that raspy country voice and looking like an adult version of a barbie doll, she's the Country Music momma of the century!







8. Jennifer Garner
MILF Factor: Married to an equally hot Ben Affleck, her sweet face + fantastic physic is nothing short of Alias greatness & Daredevil beauty.

7. Gwen Stefani

MILF Factor: New mom on the block, with probably the fastest weight loss of all the new celebrity moms yet! She's like the rocker chick mom you don't mind bringing to rock concerts and then having wild kinky groupie sex with afterwards!

6. Denise Richards

MILF Factor: 2 words - Wild Thing. Good on her for divorcing Charlie Sheen. She's seriously too hot for him!

5. Liz Hurley

MILF Factor: She's like, probably the most glamourous woman alive today that can rival the women of glamour hey-days like Audrey Hepburn & Liz Taylor. Even her cleavage is massive first-class! She's the kind of sophisticated mom that you'd wanna play dirty with, just to hear that haughty moan..

4. Brooke Burke

MILF Factor: Don't know much about what she do other than being the host of RockStar. But she definitely has one helluva body!! With a sexy face like that and piping hot curves, she's the kind of mom even older men dream of screwing!

3. Kate Beckinsale

MILF Factor: I'm not really a fan of her movies, but you gotta admit, for a woman with an adolescent daughter, she is dammmnnn sexy! I mean, check out those legs that are never ending and those round round tits!

2. Heidi Klum

MILF Factor: I've been her fan ever since her modelling days... She looks gorgeous with child, without child & even during pregnancy. Her hotness can withstand even after 3 children and that my friends, is respect! After all those fugly babies with Seal, her body & beauty can still maintain that fuckability. Damn respect...

And the winner is....

1. Angelina Jolie

MILF Factor: With her Rainbow Family concept, she's really doin' it with style & sexiness! With Brad Pitt by her side, she's the epitome of the perfect MILF of our world today. And I really need not emphasize more on her BJ lips, flawless skin, bedroom eyes, and so-wrong-yet-so-right body. And since she's the winner, I shall indulge you all with more of her pics..

Fin.