Showing posts with label Adventures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adventures. Show all posts

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Bang Cock (2007 edition)

This post represents, in pictures, what words cannot express, the amount of fun I had in my recent Bangkok trip.


The eating...


Pork haven


Hawker food madness


RM1 noodles by the Chao Phraya


Cabbages & Condoms


Sausage fest


The shopping...


Wholesale mall


5 mins walk away


Cheap.like.fuck.


Value


Half of my shopping goodies.


The drinking...


At Bed Supper Club


At Balcony


Anytime...


Anywhere...


Even on the plane


The sinning...


TomYam, German style!


From England with love


Birds of a feather flock together


Nobody is spared!


Khao San Road. Hippy joint.


The sleeping...











And most importantly, the fun I had with my MNG sisters...


With Casey.


With the Condoms & Cabbages


With the She-Devil herself.


Love them all...


With naughty bits & everything!




SIGH....

I miss bangkok.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Blow Job

How TheoChew spent the last weekend...

Stupid stupid cheap little bubble tube thingies...!!!
(Damn old skool though, i've not done this since primary school!)


My mickey mouse.


I called him Dino. He was 10 minutes old.





Coolest thing: water in my bubble.


Smoke bubble.



Fruits of his labour.



The biggest water bubble yet.



The smallest water bubble yet the cutest teardrop.



Big smoke bubble.



Mine so small.... hu....



The new technology of implants: 4-cent Gum bubbles!!



His ball.




My blowjob.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Ode To The Dead

So Cheng Beng came & gone.

I was back in Melaka last weekend for the annual do.

Traffic on the highway was pretty bad, though it was like the last week to do the rituals.
So don't blame me for being a last-min person. It's in the genes.

When I got home, dad was enthusiasticly showing off all the stuff he bought back fr his last trip to Sabah.
Which in summary, is basically two bottles of fruit-flavored vodka.
Mango & Lime.
Just well with beer he says.
*sigh*... (In denial that parents are alcoholic).

Dad also told us we don't have the Cafe anymore.
Guess the old men found it too tiring to operate a business unless they're retired.
I secretly pray that they don't intend to move up to KL once they retire, with the lack of a pub to mess around in.

Mom was excited & looked forward to their trip to China (they are already there as we speak).
I forgot to look for a sweater for her during the week, so I told her I don't wear jackets anymore.

Saturday night, we had our obligatory family arguement, as always.

It feels like there's never one month that I don't have some sort of squabble with the family.
It usually involves the old woman getting pissed at me coz I actually have a brain to speak back to her.
And that after that my dad gets a lashing fr her coz he tries to defend me.
And then it usually ends with my mom sulking in a corner, my dad continuing his TV, and my bro bitch-slapping me in our room, telling me to 'stop fighting them', just agree to everything the old woman says, just so we have peace in the house.

Right.

This coming from the guy who brings girls home & refuses to graduate.

And then, after all the commotion ended, it's 'tani' time...

*sigh*... (In denial that parents are alcoholic).

The old man forced me to try his new Vodka-Lime-N-Beer concoction earlier in the evening.
Not bad. Like limau ice with beer.

Saturday night basically ended like how it always ends.

Parents drunk out of their wits (and got home waaayyyy later than the kids).
Me & bro had our 'operasi rokok' in some random obscure coffee place somewhere, then bro sidetracked to Pure Bar like a moth to a flame.

Next morning we all woke up late, again, as how we are every freaking year...

Finally got up to the hill close to 11+ am...

Stood around....

Cleaned up a lil...

Prayed a bit....

Burned some money & clothings...

Had leftover prayer food for lunch.

Prayer or not, they still tastes good.

Chicken rice. Yummmmmm....

Left at 2pm, from land of the respectful dead, to the land of the dead (KL).

Fin.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

New year, new eeew

Wah~~ I haven't blogged for quite a bit!

Firstly of course, wanna wish Happy New Year to all my friends & stalkers alike...
May all your redundantly made-up resolutions not come true so that you can keep making the same freaking wish every year so that people think you're not really retarded, just human after all.

Whatever lights your cigarette, man.

Anywho, to all those who truly miss my nonsensical blabber, wanna tell you what's been keeping me tied-up for the past month.

Besides sex.


Jan 12th - Company Staff Party

Don't wanna put up colleagues pics, coz I see them everyday...
Tak kuasa nak tengok muka die org on my blog, jelak nak mampus.


So here are other more interesting photos instead...


Even Girls - dressed up as 'heroines' as this was supposed to be our theme.





Team / super hero groups.
I'm a Creditable Corpse. I mean Corp.



Camwhoring as usual.



Jan 1st & 2nd - Kuantan trip

My idea of spending a lil time away from the bf's harem of boyfriends (who I swear are also dating him as much as I am, I might as well sleep with them since I see them every freaking day, but that's a story for another entry, sabar Nigel sabar...).


Highlights of the trip:


A couple of playful otters at a dried up pond. Sad sight but they sure are cute...!




A sun bear @ the mini zoo.




A-WTF-is-that-jesus-it-looks-really-cool-like-spawn-of-the-devil-kinda-cool animal.
But seriously though, both of us had no idea what this animal's supposed to be.
No signboards, just a sleeping pile of fur on a tree in a huge ass cage.
So what do you call black beast in a big cage be left in solitude with no indication of it's species?? EEeeeevil...



A female monkey showing her tits.




Barnacles growing on a rock on the beach. *geli*




Old skool.




Mini cycling park. Literally.
Everything there is miniature, including the road signs & traffic light.
That's me attempting a Godzilla.




The Disneyland mosque.




The Kuantan river.




Telok Cempedak beach.




The O.N.L.Y. club in town.




Goodness from north of the border! Kemaman Coffee.





My old house.
Spent a good 7 years there.




The bedroom window of many hopes & dreams.





Self-explanatory.




The only good chinese food around town.
That's pan seared venison meat in black pepper sauce btw, for those of you city folks whose only encounter with wild life is through watching Bambi & Jungle Book.

I eat them.



The pseudo-disco for underaged kids.




Obligatory photo: Kuantan Starbucks @ Megamall.




Bf's fav dish of the whole trip: Curry powder bread & eggs.




Gotta get back to work.
To be continued...