Of feet, ears, greens & horns

The week that passed was somewhat eventful...

Here are the high'limbs' of whats happened:

'Ears'
Was rushing in the weekday traffic when I hit a stationery car & broke my MyVi left side mirror.
The whole damn thing's hanging by the wiring now.
When I went to check out the price of a new ear, it costs around RM200, coz I can't just replace the broken plastic part, I have to change the whole damn thing.
And all ears come in black. I'll have to respray it myself.
sssiiiggghhhhhh.......... *moths flying out of the wallet*
I'll definitely be getting another earful from my parents when they find out the next time i go home.

'Feet'
Went to watch the movie Happy Feet on Saturday night.
Damn 7 cute.
Damn 7 farnee.
Damn 7 good storyline.
Damn 7 wanna kencing halfway thru the movie.
Damn 7 feel like watching it again.

'Greens'
I have a feeling I'll be extremely broke this December.
Not only coz of the Van Gogh episode with my car, but also from my credit card spending.
Being a novice credit card user, I was happily swiping away this month.
My credit card bills came to a whooping RM600+ in my statement!!!
Though thankfully I've kept a bit of money aside for it.
But then xmas is coming... o_O

'Horns'
Friday evening was spent oogling at girls @ Laundry Bar, with Saz, Julian & Onn.
Being the only girl at the table didn't stop the guys from practically chanting 'I am horny' everytime a chick passes by.
After that me & Saz met up with Bf at Cafe Flam @ Sunway, right after the Kancil's awards.
Bf didn't win anything & he was feeling rather down. *Lok card to buy drinks to cheer him up*
So off we went to Muskeet @ Heritage Row for more drinking! Picked up Ian & Justin along the way.
*Lok card again for drinks, see where this is going?*
After 3 outlets, 3 jugs of beer, 10 tequila shots & a bottle of Chivas later, we were ALL horny & happy.
Tells a lot about how easily contented we can get about life, innit?

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Anywho, just yesterday TheoChew & Saz were sitting around talking about all things horny, when it suddenly struck me 'Hey, why can't I organise a single's party too?'

I mean, I don't know how well the likes of Jamie has done hers, but since I have wwaaayyy too many single frens lying around, might as well make use of the opportunity to be ultra-sampat-match-maker.

I sent out a couple of smses last night to a few ppl I know who I *think* are likely to have big social circles (yes, you, you lucky friend you), can help me make this event more diverse & exciting.

I'm still planning the venue & date, but it'll most likely be at Alexis, Bangsar.

Either this Friday or next. Depending on the responsiveness of my so-called MPOCs (Main Point of Contact, yes, you, you lucky friend you).

I've got a couple of rules sorted out:

Single's Party
Proudly organised by: TheoChew Bhd

Definition of Single : Meaning not attached (no current steady gf or bf).
Definition of Party: An event held in a controlled environment where people get to mingle *cough pick up* among others with the similar interests *ahem get laid* and polish their social skills via various means of interaction *clears throat get drunk*.

Objective: Singles + Party = Hook up = Never be lonely for the rest of your life.

Why it will work: Some might find this kinda thing cheesy, but u know, at least everyone at the party is somehow connected so no worries of date rape & stuff...

Terms & Conditions:

• The MPOCs have to submit all guests names to organiser, with proof of frenship / social connection to the guests. Closing date for submission of names - Wednesday 29th Nov
• MPOC will be responsible for the safety & wellbeing of their own guests, in event of violance & drunked disorderliness.
• Party rule #1: MPOC is expected to introduce their guests to the organisers 1st & foremost at the party.
• Party rule #2:After that, organisers / MPOCs must bring the guests around the party & introduce to EVERYONE there.
• Party rule #3: No bunching or huddling in own groups at the party.
• Besides the party fees (see fees & charges below), party guests are more than welcomed to buy their own drinks or buy other guests more drinks.
• Dress code: MPOCs & organisers must wear red to distinguish themselves as non-players in the party.Guests can wear any colour they wish except red.

Fees & charges:

• If Male guest: A RM50 - RM75 (depending on venue) will be paid to organiser for 'base drinks' e.g open 1 or 2 bottles for everyone to share.
• If female guest or MPOC: Pay your own entrance fee (if at a pub/club/disco), or bring a snack/drinks if the party is hosted at a private residence.

That's all I have for now...

SO!
If any of you reading this would be interested to hop on the wagon, just gimme a buzz (if you have my number) or email/msg me here.

If you have friends who might be interested, I can appoint you as a MPOC.
Whatever it is, don't miss out on this opportunity!

Ta!